kingdom of Dill

11/14/2008

Sabbatical

What bruises... .oh those... well, I fell. Yeah... I am pretty clumsy. Mr. Dill has had me pretty busy these days.

5/16/2008

Signs

See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?

5/9/2008

The Legend

It's official, i have run out of ideas.

5/2/2008

Axed

Aside from the one where he's playing a guitar onstage and suddenly realizes he can't play the guitar.... this was Earl's most recurring nightmare.

4/25/2008

Happy Birthday?

Kevin was forced to hide his tears on his special day.

4/18/2008

Disembodied Voice

Never, ever.... borrow this guys cell phone.

4/11/2008

Sarcasm

These type of questions only enforce my need to stab someone with a screwdriver. That or kick the crap out of those snide bills.... the little bastards.

4/4/2008

April Fooled

Instead of inking this picture or writing a caption i decided to update my resume instead.

3/28/2008

Stack Ranking

Why do we rank employees of different disciplines against one another. I am fairly certain it was not one of the facility crew's ideas. But when you have the best jobs in the company, you have to accept a certain level of fear.

3/21/2008

The Horror

I gave up asking why a long time ago. If you do see this guy, pray that his aim is true... and try not to distract him too much, your shoes will thank you later.

3/14/2008

HAPPY ST. Patrick's Day

Sometimes having the best luck is to have no luck at all.

3/7/2008

Comps

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

2/29/2008

The Looker

We've all been there when he walks up, he doesn't say anything, he just stands there.. looking at you. What is he looking for? What the hell does he want? I do not know, but truth be told.. i don't want to know.

2/22/08

Benefits

These are not the benefits you are looking for..... move along.

2/15/08

Farewell to Innocence

Yes, i have actually witnessed this in the restroom. There was a light bulb going out and making this buzzing noise, a warm humidity hung in the air..... and when i came around that corner, i knew in my heart that i would never again be the same.

2/8/08

Marketing

The fine line between being funny and being sued into the ground. We were told that any deviation from the official dill logo would be punishable by death.... or something, i didn't read the rest of the memo.

2/1/08

Promotions

We would always see these guys, working outside, enjoying the weather, basically living the life. Little did we know they looked at us and were thinking the same thing... those crazy bastards.

1/25/08

Sacrifices

Always looking for ways to cut corners, we were supposed to provide ideas for things we could eliminate from the budget. When this came out in our staff meeting I could feel my co-workers staring at me... turns out, I was paranoid and we just had to give up company cell phones and pagers.

1/18/08

Priorities

You know that guy, that never seems to do anything but always claims to be busy doing something that is more important than whatever you need him to do.... I hate that guy.

1/11/2008

SASsquash

I suppose you would have to know what SAS is, basically, its some software..... i saw some people using it once.... That is the extent of my knowledge of SAS.... despite what my resume says. Anyway, I drew SAS on a squash once and left it on someones desk. It didnt make any sense then, and it doesnt make any sense now.

1/4/2008

Qualifications

Looking for a certified MSCCNA+ with experience with XTMLJAVASP pages. But regardless of what it is, guaranteed some jackass has it.

12/28/2007

Cubed

Combined with a form of fusion, the machines have found all the fuel they would ever need. There are cubes.... endless cubes, where human beings are no longer born. We are grown. For the longest time, I wouldn't believe it.. and then i saw the cubes with my own eyes.

At first I didn't know what he was talking about..... and then... a few short months later, It became all so clear.

Organizational meetings were always great. Usually involves someone stating that they can't say anything for sure but that some, or all, of us would be moving on to different teams.... if we were lucky, but be prepared for anything... but not to worry.